And the winner is...
Keeton Must Die! Teddy Bear Bloodsports
by M. S. Jackson
Complete, neat and met all of the rules to a tee. Weird? You bet, gladiatorial teddies possessed by evil spirits that rebel against Dr. Keeton. They must have revenge. A full review is on the way.
Seeing as Keeton, the GLORIOUS BENEFACTOR of 1KM1KT had the final say, it's rather odd that he chose the one with "Keeton Must Die" in the title. Odd? You betcha.
Congratulations M. S., the Amazon voucher for £30 will be on its way in the email. :)